Le scandale comique.

In the "this smells of a Republican conspiracy" is the hilarious rumor that Obama is having an affair with Beyonce. While this rumor was supposedly started by French photographer Pascal Rostain in a report shamefully published in Le Figaro this past Monday, I say cherchez la droite. Every week the GOP becomes increasingly desperate to successfully vilify Obama. It only makes sense that they would try to suggest an illicit affair, since. After all that would be the most horrible of sins to Republicans who are terrified of sex.