The third time is a charm.

It occurred to me that the next Republican Presidentail Primary Debates are going to be hilarious especially if they're moderated by His Inflatedness, Rush Limbaugh. For starters Christie, who doesn't seem to have lost an an ounce, will extend on both sides of the lectern. And god forbid somebody says something to piss him off because he'll let them have it, both barrels. Then of course there's Rand Paul, looking for all the world like a poor man's Danny Kaye with his tousled Dynel curls. Paul Ryan will look presidential until he opens his mouth and makes some inane comment or gets that petulant "I deserve to be president" look on his face. Bubblehead Rubio, believing the nomination is in his pocket will act too cocky and turn off everybody and somebody is sure to mention is fake biography. Then, of course, there's Jeb Bush, cursed with the worst possible name and suffering the family disease of sudden malapropisms. He'll probably do the best, but oh, that name, that frightening, frightening name. If there is a woman —if indeed she is a woman—it will be war criminal Condoleeza Rice whose only real skill is plinking the piano. Her gaffes, notably the one that led to the Twin Tower disaster will be played endlessly. Besides why would she even try when she can see how much Republicans hate African Americans. And if she doesn't try, everyone will be reminded how much Republicans also hate women. Oh, what fun is ahead of us.