Daddy's little parasite.

I love how privileged, well-born (and more than likely beneficiary of nepotism) creatures like Rand Paul consider persons on food stamps and hungry children to to be parasites. He has even equated—fool that he is—accepting aid as being servitude. What could be more parasitic than a person who is wildly overpaid, has incredible benefits, and does practically nothing to earn his keep. He takes long paid vacations, is pampered with all kinds of perks at work, and spends most of his time falsely and unpatriotically criticizing his boss (the president). How despicable and blind these amoral hypocrites in Congress are.