Friday, August 30, 2013

If only.

Thank goodness Al Gore was finally elected the 43rd President of United States when it was discovered that there had been voter fraud by the Republican party in in Florida. As a president he was outstanding. His Secretary of State, realizing that Osama bin Laden was planning an attack on the United States took immediate action and prevented what could have been a second assault on the New York Trade Towers. His stubborn attempts to slow global warming were highly successful and world scientists say his innovations in reduced emissions and alternate fuel sources may have prevented severe melting of the ice caps and severe weather conditions. The economy, as we all know grew at a fantastic rate and he was greatly responsible for guilting so many American companies into moving their production back to United States. Yes, America was very fortunate to have elected President Al Gore who has proven to be a wise and steady leader. Of course, George Bush, may have been a good president, too. But we'll never know.

Note: Sadly, the only thing true about this could-have-been fantasy is that Al Gore was elected the 43rd President of the United States and was cheated out of his win by a biased Supreme Court.

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