The Bachmann Family Singers

Considering that Michelle and Marcus Bachmann have five of their own children and have supposedly opened their home to 23 others, one very rarely sees them with any of their own offspring or those whom they fostered. Of course there are a few publicity photos floating around of the Bachmann family,like the one above, but I have yet to see one of the fostered girls in an interview praising the care and direction she received during her brief stay with the family. Interestingly all 23 foster children were teenage girls, one wonders if that wasn't to keep the temptation of troubled lads out of Marcus's path. From what I've seen of this demented woman, I would suspect that any young residents in her home would be constantly chided for the smallest infraction, reminded of how sinful any sexual thought is, and instructed to always keep their hands above the covers. I am guessing each of them ran for the front door when their internment was up. But who knows? One of these days we may see a report on what a wonderful experience it was to live with the saintly Michele and ever-vivacious Marcus. I can hardly wait.