Lying on the beach.

One of the things you can be completely sure of in this world is this: If you are watching a BP commercial, it is absolute bullshit. BP is a greedy unrepentent polluter. They did incredible damage to the Gulf and affected the lives of thousands. Their only regrets are that they were caught in the act, and have to pay billions. Since they want to keep pirating the oil off the coast, they produce these commercials which lie about what good deeds they are going, how much they have spent, and how effective is has been. And another thing you can be completely sure of in this world: They will screw up again.