In the Running
Rafael and Marco
Are in for a fight.
Randy has declared himself,
And Carly just might.
Jebby seems to think
The Bush name is an in.
And Christie is certain
If he runs, that he'll win.
Taking the leap are Ricky and Rick,
One is a dodo, the other a prick.
There's Bobby, of course,
With the big goony grin,
And Ben, who thinks Repubs
Don't think about skin.
There's comb-over Donald,
And sleepy-eyed Scott.
And Lindsey, (who knows?),
Right now gay is hot.
Then, of course, we have Mike
So pompous, so fat.
He's got God in his corner.
He's certain of that.
But they're all armed with Bibles,
And attacks on Obama.
Ready to dredge up Benghazi,
But be mum on Osama.
They'll weave lots of lies
And deceive with their spins,
And whimper like babies
When Hillary wins.