Graham, cracker.

Just when you think there couldn't be a more ridiculous selection for presidential candidate than Rafael Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Rand Paul, Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican from South Carolina, hints that he may run. At least the other clowns in the car have delusional fans who admire them for whatever bizarre reason. But Lindsey, from what I can glean, has no fans other than John McCain, and his prissiness is hardly going to win the hearts of those redneck voters who are highly suspicious of a single man his age who is also named Lindsey. Well, I don't think we'll be seeing Lindsey's bonnet in the ring as he is very unlikely to be able to raise the kind of money needed for such a fool's errand.