Pepperoni for brains.

If you need any more proof that bigoted evangelicals are among God's stupidest creations, here's all you need to know. The owners of Memories Pizza after closing down due to supposed threats based on their self-righteous pseudo-Christian homophobia received (at this point) $800,000 in donations. Do their evangelical donors think we're going to be impressed because they gave money to a couple of dodos who refused to make pizzas for a gay wedding, a situation which wouldn't have happened in a million years anyway? What did they prove? That a fool and his money are soon parted. So now the sanctimonious O'Connors have enough unearned cash to open another pizzeria which will soon get a reputation for evangelical bigotry. I certainly hope for their sake (not) that the IRS representative checking out all those income-increasing donations for the IRS isn't gay.