Next year, it appears, will be a free-for-all in the run for presidency. It seems like any Republican idiot is eligible. Our state is contributing two egotistical morons to the race: Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio. Jeb thinks he's qualified because his name is Bush and if daddy and bro got the job, why can't he? Marco is the bubble-headed naif who says, "I'm not a scientist" therefore has no interest in addressing global warming. Hmm. That should be helpful in a president. He thinks because he's Cuban any Spanish-speaking citizen will vote for him. Since I don't speak Spanish, I'll have to say, "au contraire." Then of course there are the lightweights (brain-wise) Rafael Cruz and Rick Santorum; and in the heavyweight category(weight-wise): Chris Christie and Mike Huckabee. Another possibility is Ben Carson who apparently hasn't noticed that Republicans don't care for blacks. And since they also don't think very highly of women, one is surprised to see Carly Fiorina ready to toss her bonnet into the ring. What fun it will be so see them figuratively kiss the asses of the evangelicals by swearing they adore Christ and don't believe in evolution. Rubio will probably plagiarize someone's speech. Jeb will stupidly say he admires his war-criminal brother. And there will be enough missteps, malapropisms, inaccuracies, downright lies, and attacks on President Obama and future President Hillary Clinton to make it fascinating viewing.
Note: Yes, that is the forgetful Rick Perry at the end of the fan. I doubt he would consider trying to run again. And, don't panic, Sarah Palin is only included for comic relief, which these days is the only reason she is included in anything.
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