WHERE THE GIRLS WERE.

I don't know why the press is tormenting Prince Andrew about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein. King Donald was just as friendly and he was a nearby neighbor who could enjoy Epstein's hospitality within a short drive.  Now I'm sure like the prince, Trump will swear he is innocent of assaulting innocents and his lawyer Dershowitz will back him up (I wonder why). We're all aware that Trump is now impotent and repulsive, but back in the day I'm sure he was willing to add pre-teen girls to his mix of Playboy models, Miss America contestant, and plain old call girls. Praise Jesus.