I love Texans. They are such a combination of piety and filth. Bible thumpers and constant humpers, they give a new meaning to hypocrisy. The latest Lone Star lunacy took place at Crane, Texas, at the local high school. It seems this abstinence-only center of learning and yearning prided itself on students who, being good Christians, agreed to forsake any kind of sexual encounter until, of course, they were married in the eyes of the Lord. But, lordy, lordy, by some miracle 20 of these celibate students have developed a sexually transmitted disease: Holy chlamydia! Is it serious? Well even the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue of epidemic proportions. Of course this evangelical-leaning school was not about to provide any information about disease prevention, so our horny young students went off (literally) unprepared.
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