Why pull when you can poison?

Here's an important message from Roundup.  If you have a few weeds on your patio, don't bother safely pull them up by hand in just a few minutes. Instead spray lots of poison onto the small offenders and add still more long-lasting contamination to our already-abused planet. Later, you can relax in your hammock without a moment of guilt for being such a lazy, arrogant, contaminator of the earth.

Note: Roundup is another highly dangerous poison from Monsanto and its use goes far beyond killing weeds. It is one of the major weapons in the Monsanto arsenal, which is causing health and pollution problems world-wide.