A guy who's morally upright.

Pity that Rick Perry was so pissy this week with Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis regarding her her all-day filibuster of an abortion bill in Austin. Especially this week when Perry should be so happy that he doesn't have to be in the closet any more or hire male prostitutes to perform for him now that the Supreme Court has struck down DOMA. Of course there are still those who say those are rumors and therefore false. But you can look it up on the Ineternet and decide for yourself. I frankly feel the evidence is pretty compelling. Of course he can prove it's all a lie very easily since one of the hustlers complained that Perry had a very small penis. Prove it isn't small and all these rumors may go away. 

Note: I'm not sure, but I think Governor Perry is holding up his finger to make a point, not to show you the size of his manhood.