WHO IS THAT SAD, SAD MAN?

I think this is a disturbing photo. Not just because it's a picture of war criminal George W. Bush and his Stepford wife, Laura, but because the Easter Bunny shown here is Sean Spicer. True. Sean used to enjoy getting into that hot and heavy suit and playing the Eastern Bunny during the White House egg roll. Which means he must have had some kind of heart and integrity before he sold his soul to the devil. Now all I see of Sean Spicer is a somewhat abashed and slightly stammering puppet who parrots the lies provided to him by our most mendacious president. So now instead of sweating willingly in a polyester bunny outfit one day a year, he sweats most days of the year in a dark suit dictated by Donald Trump as he repeats lie after egregious lie. I'm sure Sean's friends and family preferred him as a bunny than as a parrot.