Monday, August 27, 2012

Flipping unbelievable!

In an attempt to appear more human the robotic Mitt Romney and his supplicant wife Anne opened their vacation home to "Fox News Sunday". In a segment that can be only described as absurd, they made pancakes and assured us they prefer to do things on their own. Needless to say Chris Wallace was only to happy to aid in their domestic charade as Mitt flipped (something he's good at) the pancakes. The vacuous Mrs. Romney rhapsodized about Costco, proclaiming her love for shopping there.To further humanize her automaton hubbie, she told us she had recently purchased discount dress shirts for him. We all know that multi-millionaires leap at Kirkland shirt bargains. The giveaway to this deception was when she asked Wallace if he'd ever been to Costco. Since almost every American has been to Costco this struck me as rather bizarre question, rather like "have you ever heard of Coke?" I doubt that the lazy network news will point out the falseness of this attempt at being real people and give America a rundown of the numerous chefs (not cooks), gardeners, chauffeurs, masseurs, masseuses valets, maids, etc. it it takes to maintain this Ken and Barbie couple.


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