
Friday, August 31, 2012
Much ado about nothing.

Ryan and Rand, unrequited love.
Paul Ryan this week proved that he is a unashamed liar. But we already knew that. From as far back as his high school yearbook we know he is an obsequious toady or as his classmates phrased it, a "brown nose" He has also shown us that he is a male chauvinist, prissy misogynist, sexual prig, and mama's boy. I base that last accusation on the fact that Diane Sawyer asked him what Mrs. Ryan thought of his speech, and he immediately answered that his mother liked it. But there is another woman in Ryan's life. He adores her. He worships her. She has guided him from his teens toward his future. He thinks the world of her. But, ironically, she would consider him a raging and naive asshole. She would be intensely offended by his magical thinking Catholicism. And she would be disgusted by his attack on a woman's right to rule her own body. In fact there is probably nothing Ayn Rand would admire about this ass-kissing Eddie Haskell.
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Clint is not Harry.

Most shocking of all: According to the 1989 lawsuit filed in Superior Court in Los Angeles,Sondra Locke, 41, suffered "humiliation, mental anguish...severe emotional and physical distress and...mental and physical harm" during her 13-year relationship with Mr. Eastwood including two abortions allegedly done at Eastwood's request.
Postscript: As I suspected Clint got tumultuous applause even though he behaved like a dottering old fool.The fact that Romney permitted this senile actor to go onstage without any idea of what he was going to do gives you some idea of how wel-prepared Romney would be as president.
The Romney Family Singers
Here are the Romney Family Singers at Yankee Stadium during one of their whirlwind musical tours.
Included are the lyrics to their most popular song.
Included are the lyrics to their most popular song.
Our Favorite
Things
Chateaus and mansions
and villas and chalets.
Chauffeurs and
housemaids and personal valets.
Constant attention
from mere underlings.
These are a few of
our favorite things.
Champion horses, a car elevator
Not one desire
to be gratified later.
Skiiing in
Aspen, spas in Palm Springs.
These are a few
of our favorite things.
Accounts in Grand
Cayman, a fortune in Zurich.
Huge dividends that
make us euphoric.
Private Bain jets
with our names on the wings.
These are a few of
our favorite things
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When our stocks
sink,
When there's ill
health.
When we're
feeling sad.
We simply
remember our fabulous wealth
And then we
don't feel so bad.
Closing down
factories and cancelling pensions.
Not paying taxes
which nobody mentions.
The magic
protection our underwear brings,
These are a few
of our favorite things.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
A truly unbelievable speech.

Most hilarious lie: Ann Romney said that early in her marriage she and Mitt ate tuna and pasta and used an ironing board as a kitchen table. I wonder if she read that touching tale of poverty while she and Mitt were both attending private schools.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
There's no stopping it.
I'm a man. I masturbate. All men do. Always have and always will. Including Romney, Ryan, Akin and all those other hypocrites who are so ashamed of their sexual interests and so interested in dominating those of women. According to the Internet, a single ejaculation contains millions of sperm. Therefore, in the past 55 years, I could guess—like most men—I have wasted multiple masses, hordes, armies, endless populations. Does that make everybody a mass murderer among these nutty religious freaks who wants to protect the one or several sperm that get through and will not allow it to be aborted. And what if abortion were outlawed 100 years ago? We'd be up to our eyeballs in people. The unborn would have been born and had children who had children who had children. If you think there's unemployment now, imagine what it would be like with double the population. Republicans are nuts and hypocrites and misogynists. With pornography so widely and wildly popular (particularly in Utah) did they think that men watch all that sexual activity sigh, then build something in the garage? And since they don't will they be arrested? When Republican, who are mostly old fools, are not buying sex they're whacking off in front of their TVs or computers, then writing draconian laws to limit birth control or keep women from terminating pregnancies they can't afford, can't handle or just plain don't want. And if Romney's US Taliban should get into office, being so sexually repressed and ashamed, what laws will they pass: cutting off the hands of men found doing the nasty? These people are nuts and, being nuts, they are very, very dangerous.
"On second thought, no ice cream for me."
This commercial is disgusting on many levels, including one that didn't occur to the advertiser. None of us are interested in seeing people sneeze and using tissues. The closing segment in which the customer purchases an ice cream done with a dollar that he has been holding along with his tissues is especially repulsive. But just as repulsive is the vendor handing him an ice cream cone with his bare hands when it should be wrapped in a napkin. When this happens to me, I always decline the cone and often ask the server why they aren't being more hygienic. Once at The Country's Best Yogurt, the vendor ran his hands through his hair, was sniffling with a cold, and grabbed a cone without a napkin. As much as I like frozen yogurt, I was never able to buy from that chain again. What was the ad agency thinking when they allowed this huge logical error?
Monday, August 27, 2012
"Let us now turn to hymn 128.."
There are lots of expressions I dislike. One of them is "Preaching to the choir". Before I tell you why, let me tell you how surprised I was that this is not that old an expression. From my research of the phrase it seems it only dates back to 1973, supposedly coined in the Ohio newspaper, the Lima News. The exact quote, according to my Internet source, was, "He said he felt like the minister who was preaching to the choir. That is, to the people who always come to church, but not the ones who need it most." Anyway, the reason I don't think this is all that clever a cliche is that many choir members are not all that religious, but have joined the choir because they like to sing. They may even be atheists who are willing to put up with a lot of magical thinking crap in order to sing "Rock of Ages" or "Old Rugged Cross." I think a more accurate expression is "Preaching to the congregation." Even then....
Flipping unbelievable!

A septuagenarian super hero?
Not only are the Era commercials stupid, but the idea that a Chuck Norris endorsement has any value at all is laughable.It's a detergent. A soapy liquid in a plastic bottle. This attempt at humor falls totally flat and even if It were a valid concept, which is isn't, it is not clearly presented in this or other longer Era commercials. If the creative team is under the impression that Chuck Norris is an admired celebrity, they are very much mistaken. He has always been a kind of joke—the least attractive of the so-called super heroes.
And now that he's ancient any suggestion of super-power is even more comical.
Semi-unrelated note: I think era must be the most mispronounced word in the English language. The correct pronunciation is ear-ah, which you almost never hear.
And now that he's ancient any suggestion of super-power is even more comical.
Semi-unrelated note: I think era must be the most mispronounced word in the English language. The correct pronunciation is ear-ah, which you almost never hear.
"Was it something I wrote?"

Saturday, August 25, 2012
The Deciders.

Friday, August 24, 2012
"Quick, hand me the remote!"
Call me petty, small, vindictive, unfair, shameful, prejudiced. I don't care. I find this person repulsive. I don't know why, but he offends me beyond endurance. Is it because he seems to think he's so attractive and talented when he's neither? I don't know. Is it because creditreport.com is scam and that always offends me? Probably. Or is it my general distaste for unworthy persons being given fame and fortune when far worthier people are pounding the sidewalk. I don't know. I was going to put one of the commercials on my blog, but I couldn't even bear the sound of those offensive channel-turning ads. This photo seemed more appropriate as it perfectly shows this potbellied no-talent with his insipid grin and dishonest message.
Hey, Mack, tell me another one.
While I live in Miami, I don't know much about Florida politics. I know that Allen West is a mental case and Governor Scott is a Martian. But other than that, not much. This morning there was a Congressmen on CNN with Soledad O'Brien: Connie Mack. A nice-looking liar. It's sad to see a grown man transparently lying through his teeth. When Soledad mentioned that people are concerned about the Republicans plans for Medicare, he, like all Republicans, changed the subject. He pointed out that Obama took 178 billion out of Medicare and put it into the so-called Obamacare. Like all Republican liars he said that Floridians don't want Obamacare. Interesting that they don't want good health care, protection for preexisting conditions, a safety net that will protect their finances if they get sick. They don't want that? Also he didn't mention, of course, that the $178 million in cuts was mostly administrative and did not affect member benefits. His biggest lie was that he said the people of Florida, for the most part, ask him to fix the Medicare problem. What a crock! Can you imagine Florida's northern crackers making such a request? What makes toadies like Mack so willing to lie and embarrass themselves with scenarios that ring so false and make them look so pathetic? Poor lemming.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Where was that pain again?
Okay, I'll try SalonPas. But I don't understand why this model begins by rubbing is shoulder if he no longer has pain. In fact, I don't know why he's rubbing his shoulder at all and is later shown with the SalonPas on his shoulder. I thought he had back pain. Did the director of this commercial know what the message was?
Bayer facts.
For this post I searched YouTube for the current Aleve commercials that run endlessly. You know, the ones with the line, "....but wait..." I couldn't find them, but I did find this commercial featuring Leonard Nimoy that ran during the Super Bowl years ago. Seeing it, I wonder if Leonard Nimoy who was born in Boston, Massachusetts to Yiddish speaking Orthodox Jewish immigrants from Isaislav, Soviet Union (now Ukraine) knew that Aleve is a product of Bayer Pharmaceuticals and Bayer is the German company that provided the gas to exterminate the Jews during World War II. Now many people will tell me that was a different company with different people at a different time. I don't care. This company was built on the deaths of millions of innocent people. And I don't think anyone should forget that. Especially since, even though they produce medicines, they also specialize in producing high-priced poisons.
Lies his father told him.
I totally don't get commercials like this, and there are dozens of them. In this case it is a father conning his son to play hide and seek so he doesn't have to share the bite sized chicken. Am I supposed to be charmed that this kid has a father who is glutton and a liar? Is this supposed to make me feel warm and cozy about KFC? Ads this sick must be successful because there are so many of them. Friends cheating friends out of their soft drinks, their tacos, their beer. All kinds of people engaged in all kinds of lies and deceit to push the most mundane products by suggesting they're worth lying about. From what I know about the Colonel he would have found this commercial as offensive as I do.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Outnumbered.
One of the biggest problems with gay-straight relationships is they are founded on cliches that are often inaccurate or exaggerated to the exclusion of all else. For instance today HuffPost reported than Florida elected a gay representative, thus breaking the "lavender ceiling." Why lavender? Because it's feminine? Even well-meaning liberal comics spice their pro-gay jokes with comments about dress designers and hairdressers. (Many of the hairdressers I have met are straight.) Like any businesses, there are gays—perhaps even a predominance—in some creative-oriented businesses. But straight people are kidding themselves if they don't think there are millions of invisible and highly masculine gay men out there. I defy any macho straight man to start trouble at a leather bar. So the gay ceiling isn't all lavender. And gay pride parades—fun and outrageous as they are—represent a very small fraction of gay men. Homosexual men who appear perfectly straight are just common as straight men who are not all that macho or what my friend Stuart called, "Fairies of the heterosexual world". And many gay women are absolute knockouts and far removed from the short-haired, plaid lumberjack shirted cliche. Even the news reporters never show two attractive, average looking Joes getting married. They always choose the most giddy of male couples or the most masculine of lesbians (never an Ellen and Portia). It's a pity really because who can blame straight society from feeling that gays are completely different from them when that's how they're promoted? Being gay, of course, I fit into one of the major stereotypical cliches: a fan of musical comedy. (Do you really think Broadway stayed in business on gay ticket sales?) I am a fan of musicals. I also like films like Von Ryan's Express, Where Eagles Dare, The Guns of Navarone and The Bourne Identity to name a few. But going back to musicals, a little known TV musical was called The Adventures of Marco Polo, and one of the best lyrics was, "When you know me with more familiarity, if you don't look at the difference, you'll see the similarity." Unfortunately the media rarely give straight society the chance to see the similarities they are so bsy promoting the differences.
Note: I thought this photo was amusing. But these tough-looking guys are just another gay stereotype. Between them and the twink sitting on the bar stool are millions of men that don't belong to either cliche. And you're probably very close to one of them who you keep trying to fix up with the wrong sex.
Note: I thought this photo was amusing. But these tough-looking guys are just another gay stereotype. Between them and the twink sitting on the bar stool are millions of men that don't belong to either cliche. And you're probably very close to one of them who you keep trying to fix up with the wrong sex.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Pound Wise and Penney Foolish.
I made a huge mistake this week. While I was planning and upcoming vacation, it occurred to me that I had a lot of "Thank You" points on my Citi Card. So I called them. It seems I had 28,000 points which was worth $100 in cash, but $275.00 in store merchandise. Knowing I would need luggage, I chose to get my points in cards from J.C. Penney, assuming that being a large department store they would have a wide choice. And for some insane reason, I thought they were reasonable. Armed with my valuable cards, I went to J.C. Penney at Dadeland in Miami. The first thing I noticed was the incredibly loud music playing throughout the store. I asked a clerk (oops, sorry, associate) if they could turn it down. She indicated that she also hated the music but that it came directly from Ohio. Ohio! It was downhill from there. Tacky and wildly overpriced luggage which I didn't buy. Sales on tee-shirts marked $12 and up. Naturally they were all "up" and there were about three Mediums in the stacks of dozens. The clerks were either snippy or uninformed or lost in action. And the whole experience felt like going back in time to Jordan Marsh in Boston in the 60s, except for the screaming music. So now I'm stuck with $275.00 in purchase power and very little purchase. I called Citi Corp in the hopes I could return the vouchers and swap for another company. With their usually helpfulness they said "no".
Every major company has one.

Saturday, August 11, 2012
Elect Romney, kiss Medicare goodbye.

Thursday, August 9, 2012
What Republlicans are great at.
I think it's very important to fix problems that exist in this country. That's why I am a Democrat. But even I have to admit that if you're anxious to fix problems that don't exist, the Republican party should be your choice. All over America Republican state legislators are enacting laws to prevent voter fraud, which is one of the most egregious problems that doesn't exist. Very few people realize that in the past ten year there have been 340 cases of voter fraud throughout the whole country. You can imagine what a non-problem that is in a nation of 300 million people and why the Republicans have spent so much time and money to remedy this artificial situation. With Republicans in office there is no end to the problems they can fix which do not exist and never have. They could outlaw couples having sex on the mattresses at retail outlets. They could forbid city dwellers for operating pig farms on their patios. Laws could be passed to make cribs non-smoking zones. And with enough Republican backing they could prevent intergalactic marriages between Martians and humans. No question about it: Republicans are the ideal choice to attack and conquer non problems, address non issues, and introduce the essential non sequiturs to keep our flag flying high in April. So if you are a Republican voter with the proper photo i.d. who doesn't give a damn about the Constitution and the right of every citizen to vote, show your strong support for causes that need no support, elect Willard "Get those blacks out of our voting booths" Romney.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
The Lizard and the Wolf.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Diet aid?
Though I have no affection for companies like Verizon, since I think these smart phones have made us all a great deal less smart, I do like this commercial. Although, minus the phone, it could just as easily be used for a dozen other products that result in weight loss.
Sunday, August 5, 2012

Friday, August 3, 2012
Things that drive me mad.
You will note that this audience is sitting in a theater watching, we assume, a 3-D movie. But the photo is faked because movies were not watched with two-color glasses, but with single tinted glasses with polarized lenses. It never happened, at least not enough to suggest it was ever even close to standard, yet so many advertisers, like Discover Card, keep using visuals like this. Are they stupid or just don't care about accuracy? In the early days of 3-D—prior to 1948— theaters may have used such glasses (which I believe are called anaglyph) for short films and novelty features. . But with the Golden Era of 3D cinematography in the 1950s polarized lenses, not bi-color glasses, were used for every single feature length movie in the United states and all but one short film. In the 21st century,polarization systems continue to dominate the 3-D scene. Were bi-color lenses ever used in theaters? Yes, but rarely. In the 60s and 70s some classic films were converted to anaglyph for theaters who couldn't afford polarization. Also one uses the analglyph system for television. But theaters do not use paper glasses with red and blue lenses and when advertisers show faked photos that suggest they do it drives me nuts.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Checking out checking in.

Stockton, Texas. But when I contact them, which I have tried doing often in the past few years, their prices seem no lower than the hotel's and sometimes even higher. Today for instance, I tried booking directly with a Washington, D.C. hotel. The rate was $209 a night. Ah, I thought, it must be much less with Expedia. But when I went to them, the same kind of room and the same nights were an average of $236.00 a night. So where are these great savings? In addition Expedia charges my credit card immediately (for a booking two months away) the hotel only when I check in. And the hotel has a much more flexible and less complicated cancellation policy. Maybe there are people who are getting great deals on these sites, but I'm sure as hell not one of them.
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