Another mystery solved.

As much as I detest Sarah Palin, I just realized that in one area she has been honest all along, but none of us really recognized it. It is the answer to what makes her tick, what makes her so defensive, so easily offended, so quick to wrath. This weekend it became crystal clear thanks to the beginning of her so-called bus tour. When I saw her grinning with those bikers and stealing the spotlight with such delight from all those deserving motorcycling veterans, it became very obvious: Sarah Palin really is a dominatrix; it's not just something people say sarcastically. This would explain her penchant for tight leather clothing, for black leather hip boots with stiletto heels, for bikes and guns, for such macho and cruel pursuits as hunting wolves. This would explain why underlings like Tom Bailey, author of "Blind Allegiance" behaved more like love slaves than mere assistants. Even Palin's hairstyle is classic dominatrix, a practical updo that's so easy to convert to a schoolgirlish ponytail or other required fantasy style. And her being a dominatrix certainly explains the rather submissive affect of Todd and his ready obedience to his mistress of the dark. Sarah Palin is a sexual sadist. She loves humiliating people, punishing her enemies and probably humiliating her friends. Even her pretense at planning to run for the presidency is just a form of teasing. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she doesn't love working up all her loyal and slobbering fans only to disappoint them yet again when you does not bring them to the climax of an actual campaign. I am sure even her glasses play a part in her sexual games—they are the perfect prop for the strict schoolteacher who must discipline Master Todd for something he neglected to do or a compliment he failed to give. So far, I think they are they only two involved in these sexual games, but once she is out of the spotlight, expect to see her enjoying a very busy life of S & M. Additionally, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if someday there isn't a photo essay of the bondage room in her new Arizona home.