Thursday, July 30, 2020

GOING, GOING, GONE.

You know how Trump is always saying, "people say" as if it's proof-positive of an actual fact? Well, he's not the only person who can use that ploy. People say that Trump has been visiting a medium who has conducted seances with his late father Fred. Apparently it didn't go well. It seems Fred called Donald an idiot and said he never should have left him a dime. People say that Trump had recently spent a fortune for a voodoo doll of Biden which he has stuck with over 100 pins. But even Trump, gullible as he is, had to admit it didn't work. People say Trump confessed to Stella Immanuel that he has recently had disturbing dreams about a demon pig in a grey suit chasing him through the halls of Congress. After deeper discussion, they reasoned that he was spending too much time with Barr. Apparently Trump has recently been involved in tarot, tea leaves, and any number of occult sciences to win the upcoming election. Is it true? I don't know. It's what people say.

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