WHERE ARE GUIDO AND LARS?

I find it intriguing that neither Donald Jr. nor Eric Trump bear any resemblance to their father.  I can't speak for Ivanka because she's so plasticized and made up that one has no idea what she looks like. But those boys look like someone and it's not Donald.  I would guess that Jr. bears a striking resemblance to an Italian waiter who used to serve Ivana on those many nights she had to dine alone. Eric is probably the spawn of a not terribly bright Scandinavian ski instructor. If the boys have any suspicion that Donny is not their dad, they're keeping it to themselves. I doubt the waiter or ski instructor are likely to leave them any money. Not that they have to worry about money because once   Donald is dead (thank goodness) we can look forward to at least two sure bestseller tell-all books about Daddy Dearest.