Fetching, very fetching.

It is astonishing that a religion as ridiculous as Mormonism has survived and thrived. It is a scam dreamed up by a con man, full of some of the most hilarious beliefs imaginable. Among them is the
church's garments. Ill-fitting, uncomfortable, often itchy reminders of your devotion to god. Who comes up with tenets like these? The garments, which have been used since the earliest days of this totally invented religion, were originally worn by the pious pioneers and were one-piece garments that covered everything from the ankles to the wrists. Over the years the undies became short, and eventually split into two pieces in the 1970s. Now if god wanted you to wear the full enchilada in the pioneer days, when did he say, "Ah, make it two pieces and shorter" and who was there to take his order?  I guess the same person too whom he finally said, "Ah, let the blacks in."