His own man....not.

Baby Huey made his first speech on national security this Wednesday at the Chicago Council of Global Affairs, and true to the Bush tradition his blathering speech was full of errors. He did start out by telling us how much he loved his mass murderer brother and dithering dad, and added that he kind of, sort of, somewhat loved his mother too, if that was all right. But mostly he tried to assure us that, "I am my own man."  On display was the Bush hubris, the belief by these fact-challenged dodos that they are qualified to run America, despite all the painful evidence to the contrary. Speaking of the violent extremist Nigerian group Boko Haram, he must have confused them with a French tea party since he referred to them as  "beaucoup Haram". Like his moronic brother, he has not learned the difference between Iraq and Iran. And, like Georgie, who was never good at figures, he mistakenly increased the strength of ISIS by a mere 180,000 terrorists. Needless to say the lazy broadcast news networks did not fault him for is clumsy speech, they were too busy suggesting that, of course, he should be president because his Colonial-era mother has changed her mind and thinks there should be another Bush in the White House.