A MARRIAGE MADE IN MOSCOW.

What could be more obvious? Trump, lousy businessman that he is goes bankrupt several years ago. No bank wants to finance such a loser, but Russia comes through with the money. When it's time to pay up, Trump can't. He's worried, knowing that Putin is killing people right and left. Is there a way out? Yes, says Vlad. If you could maybe become president. How can I do that? whines Donnie. With our expert help, says Vlad. So Donnie gives it a go, but even with non-stop coverage from all the media, it looks like Hillary will win. "Not so fast," says Putin (in Russian, of course). And guess what? despite every prediction, Trump wins. "So now," Putin purrs, "You can pull all kinds of strings for your comrades and help yourself as well." And presto, a friendly oil man is Secretary of State, the White House is as red as it's ever been, the Trumps are making money hand over fist,  the Russkies are making money fist over hand, and everyone is happy, except the American people, of course, but as Putin says, "Let them eat borscht."