L'amour. L'amour.

Pity these guys aren't gay (as far as we know) because never were two men so meant for each other. There's Paul, who lost his daddy when he was sixteen. Now he has found a Just for Men replacement: Mitt, who is older and able to guide the far-younger eaglet. And talk about compatible! They are both cold-hearted, both liars, both ambitious far beyond their talents. If they win, one can only imagine the embrace, the joy, the sense of mutual victory. And once they're in office, what comfort it will be for each of them to realize the other hasn't a clue on how to run a country. There's sure to be lots of giggling as they—like a couple of out-of-control tots left alone in a nursery—totally destroy the country.

Tidbit: Due to his father's death Ryan received survivor's benefits through Social Security until his 18th birthday, which were saved up in order to pay for his college education. Another example of his seemingly endless hypocrisy.