What a spokesperson!

This Republican is such a doofus, all I have to do is tell you his cartoonish name and you can imagine how comically inept he is: Hogan Gidley. A former promoter of Rick Santorum, he was just on MSNBC telling us how bad women have it under the Obama presidency, but when questioned as to how they will be better off under Romney, he didn't have a single answer and could only do what Republicans are so good at: rolling their eyes. The Democrat's convention is going to be so much fun, if only to watch little twerps like Hogan squirm.

 A Gridley quote: "Conservatives can now see and believe they don't have to settle for Romney, the establishment's moderate candidate," said Hogan Gridley, a spokesman for Mr. Santorum.