Oh, those Mormon temples.

Mitt Romney lies about a lot of things. Important things like Obama's record for achievement, which is considerably greater than Romney would have you believe. Semi-important things like budget figures of which he seems to have no understanding. And insignificant things like whether he dyes his hair. He has said on several occasions that he doesn't (color his hair that is). But I put it to you that it would be the rare man whose hair stayed naturally dark while his temples retained just the right touch of grey month after month after month  This is usually only achieved by truly talented hairdressers. Such stylists are very costly and most people can't afford them. Romney, of course, can. Also, being expensive, one can assume that high-priced stylists are very very discreet and not about to reveal the beauty secrets of their famous clients. Anyway, despite his being deceitful, duplicitous, and generally despicable, I must admit that Romney is a nice-looking guy. And his hair always looks especially nice because I'm sure he feels, "I'm worth it".