"Meow!"

There were a lot of shameful moments at the Republican convention. Christie's grandstanding, Ryan's lying, Ann's absurd scenario about the couple's poor beginnings, and, of course, the empty chair and Clint Eastwood's maniacal routine. But one of the most shameful moments was one of the most surprising. It was a comment from Mike Huckabee, who is a Christian minister and allegedly straight, In what he assumed was amusing, this is what he said to the crowded auditorium, "The only hitch in an otherwise perfect week was the awful noise coming from the hotel room next door to mine. Turns out it was Debbie Wasserman Schultz practicing her speech for the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte next week. Bless her heart."  Can you believe that a minister delivered such a petty, bitchy, ungentlemanly and completely unmanly comment?  What could he have been thinking. It was not funny. It was not manly. It was not Christian. And it was not true. He was just being a petulant, immature attention-craving troll attacking a lovely person who has absolutely no connection to him and has done him no harm. Mike Huckabee is a boorish pig!

Note: Not wishing to out-petty Huckabee, we wanted to illustrate this post with the thinnest photo we could find of Huckabee. This is it.