And the winner is....

Well the contest is over and Mississippi has lost. Kentucky has proven it is the most backward, bigoted, and ignorant state in the Union. They could have won, of course, by just reelecting Mitch McConnell, a vomitous, glassy eyed, chinless cretin . But they have proven themselves dumber than any other state with the recent decision by Kentucky Baptists on Tuesday to sever ties with a Louisville church that is open to performing same-sex marriages. Even though the bible has no actual restrictions against gays, these backward bigots, who sacrilegiously create their own word of god, are terrified of any kind of loving relationship that doesn't include a toothless man and wife, Kentucky bourbon and whipping children who don't strictly follow every asshole dictate laid down by their missionary position parents. Congratulations Kentucky. There is no doubt you will hold this title for a long, long time.