UNGRACIOUS INGRATES

Fortunately for the ever-arrogant and much-hated couple, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, their unearned privileges include being protected by the Secret Service. Sadly for the Secret Service they are not allowed to use any of the six (count them 6) bathrooms in the residence they are guarding. I think the ideal solution to this problem is that they leave a note for this despicable pair that reads: "Sorry to leave you and your family vulnerable and unprotected during these highly dangerous times, but we have to leave the premises in search of a toilet facility. Will return as soon as possible. Pete,"