The day John caught the brass ring.

One shudders when one considers how it was possible for Sarah Palin to become president if John McCain had won the election and later died in office. As we know now, and actually knew then, Palin is a incredibly ignorant narcissist with zero integrity. She's lazy, dishonest, spiteful, ill-informed and just plain dumb. But she wasn't the only problem. If you look into McCain's past you will see that his also a  veteran liar who was no more worthy of running out country than she was. While he claims to have been an honorable POW, the facts and other prisoners tell a different story. To avoid torture, he sang like a canary. It seems that when McCain returned to American in 1973 to undeserved fanfare, he learned his wife Carol had been disfigured in a 1969 car crash. Not happy with her appearance, Johnny led a promiscuous life for the next 7 years, and in 1980  divorced Carol, mother to his three eldest children, and a month later, ever the opportunist, he married Cindy, 18 years his junior and heir to an Arizona brewing fortune. And he's been pretending to be an upright citizen ever since. So thanks to President Barack Obama, we dodged two bullets on election night.