"Shut up. Can't you see I'm reading!"

Apparently Comcast, whom I detest, reads my blog. Every time I bitch about them someone from that company writes me a note of apology or reconciliation. Good. Then pay attention because what I really hate is when I am reading a story or article and suddenly Comcast intrudes with some kind of unwelcome and irritating audio message. This requires me to turn the volume down on my computer, which I should not have to do because you people are such inconsideration idiots. Since I can't accept that I am the only person in the United States who is wildly annoyed by this intrusion, Comcast would be wise to review this stupid procedure and do away with it.