Of conservatives and closets.

Now that being gay is so accepted I don't know why so many Republicans insist on staying in that cramped and stuffy closet. You would think that Karl Rove would be eager to swing the door wide and rush out from under the wooden hangers into the arms of his male hustler protegee Jeff Gannon (shown here), or whomever he has a crush on at the moment. And when will Lindsey accept that John McCain will never have sex with him, and try to find some other bitter right-winger to share his lonely life? And what about Marcus Bachmann? Wouldn't life be richer if he just admitted that he has no sexual interest in Michele but does feel stirrings when treating his young male patients? True those are the most obvious examples who may actually be straight but seem to have glass doors on their closets. I'm sure the Republican party is rife with sexual repression. Why don't they just declare themselves like their log cabin friends?   After all once they see how free they can feel, how good it is to be yourself, and not have to watch ever word, date understanding women.  or even enter into a convenient marriage, they won't be so self-loathing. In fact, they might just become Democrats.