Becoming paparazzi-proof.

Here's something I don't understand. Many celebrities complain—and rightly so—that the paparazzi invade their privacy, assault them on the street, follow them in cars, spy into their homes, all to get photos which they can sell to the media. Often they get into altercations with these aggressive parasites. But it seems to me there is a very simple solution. Why can't they, when they go out, wear tee-shirts or headbands that say "fuck you". If the paparazzi gets a photo of them, it won't do them any good since no magazine or newspaper can print the offending expression. Ergo they would have to retouch the photo, which is costly, and it would still look weird. So with a single article of clothing they can ruin the business of these creeps. They could also put obscene signs on their cars, their front gates, etc. I am sure the public would be on the side of the celebrities and not be all that offended by the foul language knowing why it's being used.