At first I was going to write a blog about the number or commercials where the diction is so bad you can't understand what the actors are saying. This commercial for instance is always garbled. But now I can see why. This is another one of those juvenile commercials where the writer felt he was being clever by being vulgar and only comes off making the advertiser look as low-brow as the writer.
Apparently the networks airing the spot had no choice but to obfuscate the words rather than chance being accused of offending the station's code. Judge for yourself if this is hilarious funny, or embarrassingly low rent.