THOSE TENEMENT TRUMPS

Don't you ever wonder what people would be doing if the weren't born to privileged lives? For instance if Donald's father hadn't lavished money on him and he had to work for a living, he would probably be an overweight, unwashed janitor who did a lousy job of keeping the tenements clean because he spent too much time in front of is 14-inch TV watching The View and Boobs Around the World. He'd still be married to Ivana who worked at the cosmetic counter of Macy's, but will soon lose her job because her face is becoming too  disturbingly puffy. Donald Jr. would be another undependable Comcast repairman with a cocaine addiction, while Eric is hoping to become  a manager of a 7-11. Ivanka's flair for fashion would have led her into pushing counterfeit Louis Vuitton purses between stints in prison, while Jared would be an apprentice bank teller whose attempt to steal $10,000 lands him in Rykers. But luckily for all these sanctimonious scions they are rolling in money and will never have to realize how incredibly ordinary and incompetent they are.