Monday, June 19, 2017


It gives me great pleasure to report that yet another matador has died in the ring, as I am glad to announce the death of any serial killer. The goree was Ivan Fandino, who clumsily tripped on his cape giving the bull, the innocent victim, the chance to achieve a moment of rare retribution. Naturally in this cruel "sport" the bull can never win so the poor animal was put to death for achieving a victory. (Sadists are not good sports.) Fandino, a Spaniard, was 36 years old. The bull whose name was Prevechito was only five and had lost an ear in a previous unfair fight with Ivan.  This goring took place in Aire-sur-L'Adour, France, in case you were thinking that only Spaniards were heartless killers.

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