"Duh. I think silos might make good cemeteries."

It seems Ben Carson has revealed another one of his idiotic theories. Now he is of the opinion that the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids, not as tombs, but to store wheat. One can only imagine how easy it would be to access those vast volumes of wheat from narrow hallways and hidden chambers. He also feels that God helped them with the design and not some visiting aliens—equally unlikely helpers. The Egyptians did not worship Benny's non-existent God so it is unlikely He would have helped them with construction even if all supreme beings—from Osiris to Jehovah— weren't a complete fantasy. The fact that this truly stupid Being There character is number one in the polls is one of the great mysteries of the 21st Century.

Note: I think I found a clue to Carson's success. On the Internet I could not find a single photo that  reflected just how incredibly ignorant this guy is.