John McCain and Lindsey Graham have become the Statler and Waldorf of politics. Always at a loss for any positive comments, they carp constantly about the Democrats, notably President Obama. Their latest bitching has been directed at Susan Rice, whom they feel should have had absolute knowledge of what happened in Benghazi despite that she could only report what she was being told by the  CIA. Of course, they're completely idiotic to think such a thing, but they has never stopped them before. My theory is that the closeted Graham has been in love with McCain for years. (McCain was sort of attractive once.) This makes him the perfect echo to all of Sour Grape McCain's constant complaining. Or, as a pundit put it yesterday, "Sancho Panza to McCain's Don Quixote." Except McCain isn't quixotic as much as psychotic, and having lost so much prestige in recent years, he welcomes Graham's blind adoration. Poor John. His whole life changed with a single hideous error that could not be undone: choosing the inept Sarah Palin as his running mate. Now she's being ghost-written to appear intelligent while he's making a fool of himself on a daily basis with his loyal playmate Lindsey.