"Does anybody have a banana?"

So far this has been a great month. The highlight, of course, was the death of Antonin Scalia, our most bigoted Supreme Court justice and sadistic hunter of caged animals. His checking out during a free vacation at a luxury resort that he probably never would have disclosed was more than we could have wished. Drinks all around. Then the joy of his seeing his arrogance Jeb Bush drop out of the presidential race taking his exclamation point with him. That was really satisfying. Especially after so many idiotic comments like, "My brother kept us safe" Even his cotton-topped mommy couldn't help him out of this $150 million mistake. And while Trump's continual wins aren't heartening, one is amused at how well he did in Bible-belt settings while Evangelical-pandering holy rollers like Cruz and Rubio obviously did not have god on their side. Other highlights of the month: Nikki Haley proving she's an idiot by endorsing liar and Senate parasite Marco Rubio. Another February delight was hearing nothing from Sarah Palin after her talking in tongues endorsement of Donald Trump.