Saturday, October 24, 2015

Pop porn.

Women have a wonderful new tool in weeding out inappropriate men: any of the films in the 300 Spartans series. If the man you're seeing is a fan of any one of these films, be wary. Because in order to like these films he fits into one of the following categories.  He's a closeted gay. These films are basically homoerotic porn since they feature flat-chested tough women and hundreds of handsome sweating men with fantastic bodies and glorious pecs. He's a sadist. Who else could enjoy constant battle scenes of unrelenting violence along with the constant whipping of galley slaves (also great male bodies), endless amputations and such bizarre scenes as the butch queen kissing the lips of a bleeding severed head. And finally he's stupid. These films are made for sexually confused teens and immature adults.  The plots are non-existent, the scripts are hilariously corny, the characters are all one-dimensional, and the only purpose these films fulfill is as sado-masochistic, soft core porn.  And guys, if the woman you're seeing loves these films, run for it.

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