Saturday, October 3, 2015

"Stuff happens."

It would seem that Jeb! Bush, brilliant politician that he is, has found the ultimate campaign slogan. It's short, to the point, and can be used for almost any situation. So expect to see Jeb answering "Stuff happens" to questions like these:

Do you think your brother was right in starting a fake war?

Does it bother you that thousands of young American died in
Iraq because of your brother's idiocy?

Many feel that ISIS would never have formed if it weren't for
the Iraq War. What do you say?

How do you feel about your daughter's drug addiction?

What did you say to your wife after she was arrested for shoplifting?

Don't you feel that 9-11 could have been avoided if Condi Rice had
reacted to that threatening memo?

If you were president and got us into another war, how would you
explain that to the American public?


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