Wednesday, October 8, 2014
At stake, Florida and the human race.
It's hard to believe but true. There are still people in Florida who will vote for a Martian over an Earthling That is the power of extraterrestrial mind control. Ever since Rick Scott (Grock) got into the governor's office, he has been emitting mind-altering waves throughout the state, mostly northern Florida. It is hard to determine how many other fellow-Martians are plotting with him, because none is quite as ugly and alien-looking, as you can see from this frightening photo. One can only hope that enough people are still left with sanity and reason to elect Charlie Crist. Otherwise the Martians, having a foothold in Florida, may branch out to destroy the rest of the county, and eventually the entire Earth.
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