To eat eggs for dinner, do I have to dress like a hen?

If this isn't the stupidest campaign on television, it certainly comes close.Here we have have the attractive, lonely woman in her apartment with a full box of Crunchy Nut cereal sitting in the living room. She, like everyone in this campaign, is so dense she's not aware that people have been eating cereal for dinner for ages. So naturally, like all these vacuous nitwits, she has to find a reason to eat the cereal she so craves after spending the enormous amount of money that Kellogg's charges for this boxed air. So she determines that if it's morning in China, she can enjoy her Crunchy Nut cereal. Fortunately she happens to have a very costly dragon outfit in her apartment and for some reason wishes to eat her cereal dressed in this cumbersome costume. Unfortunately despite all the props of this costly commercial, nobody could come up a piece of music that's remotely Chinese.