"WALL? WHAT WALL?"

I just heard the most wonderful news about Trump's wall. It seems that once it is finished (if that ever happens) Mexico is planning a huge celebration: The Tijuana Balloon Festival. There will be more than 500 colorful five-passenger balloons piloted by American "Freedom Flyers" and carrying Mexican families eager to make their home in the United States. Not only will these balloons easily soar high above the meager metal monstrosity, but they will land in American fields miles away from any border patrol. The two-day festival will feature mariachi bands, photo booths for i.d. papers, and fully fueled used cars at various destinations donated by wealthy Muslim sheiks, all with the bumper sticker, "Thank you, Donald Trump."