WHEN THE SHIRT FITS THE FAN, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Shown above is one of Donald Trump's gullible geezers wearing a Clinton rape tee-shirt, a campaign gimmick created by a mentally ill radio host. He has offered $1,000 to anyone who gets the shirt seen on TV, and $5,000 to anyone who gets "Bill Clinton is a rapist" heard on the air. The irony, of course, is that Bill Clinton has never been charged with rape. Several bitter bimbos have accused him of sexual misconduct, which is probably true, but rape, no. On the other hand Tiny-Hands Trump has actually been charged with rape and will go to court on December 16. And this is not the rape his wife Ivana accused him of,  but the rape of a 13-year-old. So calling Bill Clinton a rapist is another major case of projection on Donny's part. And another sin that the evangelicals will overlook in their hysterical and hypocritical desire to elect the world's second-best Satan. The other  irony here is that these deplorables are so stupid they don't even realize that Trump, if elected, won't be able to achieve a tenth of what he's promised. A. He doesn't have the brainpower. B. He doesn't have the support of anyone he will need to help him since he has trashed everyone but his drag-queen buddy Rudy Giuliani. One other thing: If you're hateful enough and low-brow enough to earn your $1,000 or $5,000, I wouldn't count on being paid.