OH, NO! NOT AGAIN!

What a surprise: Marco Rubio is rerunning for his Senate seat. He'd be a fool not to. Where else can you get respect, do absolutely nothing, have all kinds of perks, and get paid almost $200,000 a year? No place. So it's ideal for Marco who has proven he's no good for anything else. If he worms his way back in,  he can get a regular paycheck, pretend to be the perfect dad, drink with his questionable cronies, and, after a few pina coladas with the boys, slur, "I coulda been a contender."