WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

Everyone has gone mad today. I just called Miami Water and Sewer and said, "Are you sure the water is safe to drink, as I just did some laundry and it smells decidedly sewerish." She said, "I think so sir, but you might try flushing your system." "How do I do that?"I asked naively. She then explained a complicated procedure that required turning on every tap in the house. "And how was I supposed to know that?" I asked naively. Her response, "Well we would tell you if you called."