"Ah! The fresh taste of Lake Erie."

If you think Americans aren't gullible, check out the sales of bottled water. Not only do "health conscious" consumers readily spend $1 to $3  per single serving sizes of "pure" water that probably comes from a tap in Cleveland, but they thoughtlessly toss away millions of plastic bottles that pollute the environment.  (Not to mention the irritating noise those bottles make when they are in use.) Unless you live in Flint, Michigan, where the idiotic government switched water supplies and cursed the population with a smelly, irritating, lead-rich water supply, buying bottled water is just a waste of money.