HERE'S A POSSIBLE OCTOBER SURPRISE.

Samantha Bee just had a hilarious show in which she gave us many reasons to believe that Donald Trump can't read. Among them his hatred of teleprompters, his always talking from the hip, and the fact that he hasn't read a book in 20 years (maybe ever). But I have another theory to add to that. I think he's had a face lift. This is why he always has a thick head of hair, regardless of how shabby it looks, it hides the scars from his operation. Poor Donald: illiterate, amoral, untruthful, and hopelessly vain.