So many loose ends.

I notice when artists portray the ridiculous story of Adam and Eve and show them naked they both have ample buttocks and Eve has breasts. If god didn't intend for there to be anyone else in the garden, what's with the breasts?  And why would they need buttocks unless he had already given them a digestive system and the need to eliminate. That seems kind of disgusting and unnecessary if you're god.  And if, as many Christians say, the purpose of sex is to bear children, why did they have sexual organs if kids weren't in the master plan until that damn serpent started trouble? And why a creepy serpent when you have the power to create unicorns and puppies. This nonsense, of course, doesn't even include the "after the fall" absurdities like rampant incest and god totally losing control of those totally irresponsible humans so much so that the felt the need to drown them all (except for the Noah family. Did they have a last name?)   It is amazing to think that Churches all over the world still drag out these tall tales as reality and millions of people still believe them.